FRIENDS, FAMILY AND STRANGERS,
I am proud to announce the arrival of some brand spankin’ new merchandise.
As seen to my left, you’re right, is an unedited pic of some new shirts.
That’s right! There’s NEW SWAG in the SWAG DEPARTMENT. In fact, the whole store’s been updated.
Mosy on over to the STORE, and BUY STUFF!
Why are you still here? GO THERE!